New Year’s, bitches.
I said what I said, and I’m saying it with a smile on my face and a little sparkle in my eye.
If you’re reading this, you made it here with me, into a brand new year, into a brand new stretch of time where anything can change, and anything can begin again. I love that about January. It’s not that everything magically resets overnight, it’s that we get to choose what we carry forward, and what we finally set down. A soft little doorway. A clean page. A new beginning that doesn’t demand perfection, it just invites presence.
Before I get too dreamy, I want to do something simple and important, I want to say thank you.
To my 2025 goblins, my loyal little darlings, the ones who were here early, the ones who stayed consistent, the ones who showed up quietly and kept showing up, thank you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for supporting. Thank you for being patient while I built, tested, learned, adjusted, and kept creating anyway. Thank you for being the kind of audience that feels like a cozy room instead of a stage. You have no idea how much that means when you’re putting your voice, your energy, and your imagination out into the world.
And to the new goblins who are going to stumble in during 2026, curious, a little shy, maybe pretending you’re not that into it, welcome. Come closer. You’re safe here. This is a place for softness and heat, for laughter and relief, for feeling wanted without having to perform. You don’t need a perfect reason to be here. You don’t need to explain yourself. If you found me, you probably found me for a reason, and I’m really happy you did.
Also, I want to send a genuine, warm thank you to everyone who blessed me for my birthday and for Christmas. The sweet messages, the tips, the kind words, the “thinking of you,” the support that felt like a hand on my shoulder, I felt it. I didn’t take any of it for granted. Sometimes the internet can feel loud and disposable, but you made it feel personal, tender, real. You made me feel celebrated. Thank you for that, truly.
This new year has me in my “new beginnings” mood, but not in the cheesy, pressured way. More like, I’m listening closely to myself. I’m paying attention to what feels good, what feels aligned, what feels worth building. I’m proud of what I created in 2025, and I’m hungry for what’s next in 2026. Not just more content, but better content. More intentional. More intimate. More “oh… wow” and less rushing.
I want this year to be about depth. About connection. About the kind of play that helps you exhale. The kind of spice that doesn’t just turn you on, it settles you into your body. The kind of sweetness that makes you feel held, even when you’ve had a rough day. If you’re the type of goblin who uses my audios as a little ritual, a little reward, a little secret pocket of joy, I see you. I’m making more for you. For us.
And yes, I want to have fun with it. I want more teasing, more flirty moments, more “you know exactly what you’re doing” energy. I want to get bolder. I want to be a little braver. I want to keep creating a space where you can be messy and honest and turned on and adored, sometimes all at the same time.
So here’s my wish for you this year, whether you’re a long-time goblin or you just arrived five minutes ago: let 2026 be kind to you, and let you be kind to you. Let yourself start again as many times as you need. Let yourself want what you want. Let yourself rest. Let yourself dream. Let yourself be a little ridiculous. Let yourself be a little sexy. Let yourself be loved in the ways you’ve been pretending you don’t need.
Thank you for being here.
Now take a deep breath, unclench your shoulders, and come with me into this new year.
New Year’s, bitches.
With love, and a little bite,
Phoenix
